The Old Man Who Lost His Horse

My mother on love - 塞翁失馬焉知非福(chinese proverb)

A & E : Monsoon Season

Me: When you leave I'm going to cry a rainstorm.
A: I'm going to cry a monsoon....

My mother on ignorant people

對牛彈琴

Playing piano to a cow.

Why play the music when the cow doesn't appreciate it?

Text talk:

Me: Jo San (good morning in cantonese)
My sister: zzzzzzzzzzz...

and on receiving ridiculous cake orders:

'I can do alot to cakes but I can't make cakes fly you know'

lol

Les yeux sont aveugles...

'Voici mon secret. Il est très simple: on ne voit bien qu'avec le coeur. L'essential est invisible pour les yeux.'